Burning Bibles

Excerpts from the book of Joshua with annotations






        SID  NUMBER:  3981347   PURPOSE CODE:P         PAGE:   3
 
    CHARGE 001-LARCENY-                                                       
              GRAND                                                          
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-FL812.014            LEVEL-FELONY             

Actually should be “Misdemeanor”, but that would be sane, rational verdict.







  JUDICIAL-
    AGENCY-12TH CIRCUIT COURT - SARASOTA                          (FL058015J)
    CHARGE 001 -COURT SEQ                   COURT NO.-581994CF002266XXXANC
       SUPPLEMENTAL ARREST DATA-
              STATUS-                             LEVEL-FELONY     ,3RD DEG
       PROSC DATA-                     LARCENY-                               
                                LARCOVER 300 DOLLARS UNDER 20000 DOLLARS      

Ok here’s what I was talking about. There is no way anyone in their right mind would pay more than $300 for a used bumper for a three year old entry grade truck. I suppose this should be filed along with the DOD’s $5000 screwdriver.







              PRINCIPAL       ,                                               
              STATUTE/ORDINANCE-FL812.014(2C)        LEVEL-FELONY     ,3RD DEG
              DISP DATE-12/07/1994                DISP-ADJUDICATION WITHHEL
              COUNSEL-SELF       TRIAL-NONE       PLEA-NOLO CONTENDRE

No, false. There was a “defense” lawyer. He was a real bozo, actually pitching for the other side, who advised me that “it didn’t make a difference” what the cost of the bumper was.



              FINE-                               COURT COST-   $250

Again false. I paid them $600. Where did that $350 go to? The non-existing “defense” lawyer?







              COMMUNITY SERVICE                            
              ABIDE BY COURT RESTRICTIONS                  
      SPECIAL SENTENCE PROVISIONS-SENTENCED UNDER SENTENCING GUIDELINES   

Don’t you just love happy endings?

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