Excerpts from the book of Joshua with annotations
SID NUMBER: 3981347 PURPOSE CODE:P PAGE: 3 CHARGE 001-LARCENY- GRAND STATUTE/ORDINANCE-FL812.014 LEVEL-FELONY
Actually should be “Misdemeanor”, but that would be sane, rational verdict.
JUDICIAL- AGENCY-12TH CIRCUIT COURT - SARASOTA (FL058015J) CHARGE 001 -COURT SEQ COURT NO.-581994CF002266XXXANC SUPPLEMENTAL ARREST DATA- STATUS- LEVEL-FELONY ,3RD DEG PROSC DATA- LARCENY- LARCOVER 300 DOLLARS UNDER 20000 DOLLARS
Ok here’s what I was talking about. There is no way anyone in their right mind would pay more than $300 for a used bumper for a three year old entry grade truck. I suppose this should be filed along with the DOD’s $5000 screwdriver.
PRINCIPAL , STATUTE/ORDINANCE-FL812.014(2C) LEVEL-FELONY ,3RD DEG DISP DATE-12/07/1994 DISP-ADJUDICATION WITHHEL COUNSEL-SELF TRIAL-NONE PLEA-NOLO CONTENDRE
No, false. There was a “defense” lawyer. He was a real bozo, actually pitching for the other side, who advised me that “it didn’t make a difference” what the cost of the bumper was.
FINE- COURT COST- $250
Again false. I paid them $600. Where did that $350 go to? The non-existing “defense” lawyer?
COMMUNITY SERVICE ABIDE BY COURT RESTRICTIONS SPECIAL SENTENCE PROVISIONS-SENTENCED UNDER SENTENCING GUIDELINES
Don’t you just love happy endings?