driving a red dodge neon rental car in Sarasota, Florida.
Oops, wrong neon, more like
I park in the marina parking
lot as I have a boat I moored in the harbor that I was fixing up and
A little better than this, but
you get the idea.
A cop pulls up, walks over to
my car, pulls his gun out and points it point blank at my head, as I
am sitting there at the steering wheel with the window down in the
He wants my $20 flare launcher.
I dig into a pocket and give it
I am handcuffed, taken to the
Gunz rule! How foolish of me to
think any differently.